Sabby: I think there was an earthquake in Japan.
Mom: Wat? When?
Sabby: Like not too long ago?
Christy: There's an earthquake where Kate is?
Mom: What? Go find out if Kate is okay!
Sabby: I think Kate will be fine; she's in Tokyo or something.
Dad (from the other side of the house): Earthquake where?!?!
Sabby: In Japan.
Dad: Where in Japan? 日本..那裡?
Sabby: I dunno.
Christy really loudly: 在Kate家!!!! (At Kate's house)
Mom: Christy don't jinx her. When Kate gets home she will punish you!
LOLOL Kate I hope you are okay
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