Inside My Turban: Archive

When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you :

sweetkissesfromyou: then you ealize it was your reflection in the store mirror

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Everyone on Tumblr is like a pro at photoshop and...

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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GODDAMIT DEREEEK

YESTERDAY I was home alone and I heard *SKRITCH SKRITCH SKRITCH* i was like *looks* hmmm. At 4 PM, I was like DEEWEEEEEEK BABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DEWEEEEEK 8[ ….oh shet he nawt here *looks under couch* “GODDAMMIT DEREEEK” T__T and then Bryant Boobface came to give me goldfish (gobeeesh in Christy’s language) and i was like …hay.. i nid halp. LOL *points to dereek under...

Apr 24th

trolololol

I got a 96.4 on my Calc test YAYYY LOL i studied for that one :[ 8D i got tea today and yummy bbq today ;D YAYYYYY <3 ahahha it was good stuff 8] i wonder how prom will be…at a school where i dunno anyone LOL. oh well guys wish me luck (= I still needa go dress shopping and …ima work out for nicer arms =o Fuzzy fuzzy socks.

Apr 24th

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Apr 24th

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Story of my life

studded-unic0rnz: suicideandredemption-: My mom calls me, and i’m like: My mom yells at me, and i’m like: My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like: My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like: FILCHFILCHFILCH. my favourite part of the movies is when he runs.

Apr 22nd

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Happy moment

hahaha thank you my close friends for being there for meee :D i love you guys forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever 8D! i am a happy bird. JUST NOT A SEAGULL

Apr 21st

When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word...

thebesthingaboutsecrets: legendarytoby: Teacher: “You got an F.” Me: “Why?” Teacher: “You’ve submitted a picture.” Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.” I C WAT U DID THERE

Apr 21st

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WHEN THE TEACHER GETS ALL PISSED FOR YOU "PACKING...

Apr 21st

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I'm always hungry

Morning: During class: After Class: Lunch: Dinner: In the middle of the night:

Apr 21st

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Apr 15th

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Hay (;

So what has Sabby done this week? -Eat eat eat eat. Complain that she’s hongree. -Play piano. -Play piano. -Have I mentioned I played piano? -Deal with ijits. -I just drank water. -Sing obnoxiously to whoever could so happen to hear. -Sing in her shower (thats the only place in the world she sounds decent in). -Sleep lots. -Making sandwiches for herself and not a useless man. -Play piano....

Apr 14th

NASTY MINTS

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Apr 14th

My sister, Alice Liu, thought that....

my tumblr was actually hers so she reblogged a buncha crap LOL.. Thanks Sister.

Apr 12th