May 2011
When you go to a friend's house to study:
-pau-pau-:
At first:
After ten minutes:
everytime :’)
THAT MOMENT WHEN SOMEBODY TRIES TO READ A PERSONAL...
YOU BE LIKE
When someone you dont like wont stop talking
anendlessmemory:
When my mom accuses me of something I didn't do.
And she gives me this look:
And I give her this look:
When the wrong person likes you.
So when
I was on facebook, writing about how much I dislike physics…on the sidebar it pops out PHYSICS. <— LIKE IT 39,000 LIKES
so apparently there are 39k strange people on facebook. and i am not one of these = 3=
All of my friends are in the cutest relationships...
numbisthenewhigh:
When someone follows you on Tumblr:
sweeeeetnightmare:
When someone follows you on twitter :
When someone follows you in real life:
13 year old bitches who thinks they're cool if...
When your parents say "No."
jperalta:
chro-nicole-ofnarnia:
Me: Hey Christy, when’s your birthday?
Christy: I don’t know
Me: Do you know what month it is?
Christy: APRIL
Me: Alice, when’s Christy’s birthday?
Alice: …December.
How to do CPR.
I hate it when people bring up a mistake I made a...
When you have a friend who is 924781x prettier...
briixo:
and every guy is in love with her, you just sit there like;
Then she calls her self ugly;
IF YOU’RE UGLY. WTF AM I?
Why do people poke my stomach?
ii-less-than-three-you:
everydayokay:
“IS IT BECAUSE I’M FAT?!”
This is too funny to not reblog.
G-FREAKING-POY
What you look like when you wake up
californialuv84:
Expectations:
Reality:
I hate being abruptly awoken from my nap
ryannxp:
Uhm excuse me rude person, I want to wake up as naturally as the hair on my balls grow.
When I wink
little-hiding-owl:
What I’m trying to look like:
What I really look like:
烦死了
=_____= 奇怪的人
How I sit in class
3 am phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
“NO I’M FUCKIN SKYDIVING”
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
When you're playing hide and seek & the seeker...
and they keep walking so you’re like :
When somebody calls your name. ;
Expectations:
Reality:
I hate when my sneeze doesn't come out
& i’m just sittin’ there lookin’ like:
