Inside My Turban

kimindy:

nikki-xo:

This kid from Cheaper by the Dozen

 

Grows up to look like this: 

 Holy. Shit.

WHAT.

 NO FREAKING WAY O_O

Lately, I’ve watched a lot more movies than I usually have LOL because of this 5 dollar deal not too far from my house (: And I decided to write a non-spoiler review for all the ones I’ve seen recently! And I’m sorry if you’re offended but these are my opinions and that’s just what I think. The purpose in this is to help people save money or find a good movie to rent out on DVD soon/watch in theatres. Well here it goes!

Pirates of the Caribbean 4:
Rating: 3.5/10 

Pros: 
-I love Jack Sparrow LOL he’s so cute and reckless.
-Unique ideas?
-Another pirate adventure! Teehee

Cons:
-Mermaids were useless as hell. They’re just crappy fan service.
-Cheesiest romance ever.
-If you skipped this movie and watched 1,2, and 3 you would have lost nothing from the franchise storyline.
-I watched this movie with ugly Steve.
-The relationships in this movie are sloppily written.
-The plot wasn’t the best.

Notes: I wouldn’t really recommend paying your 9 dollar movie ticket for this. I paid 5 and I still wanted my money back. It’s just something to watch on a lonely night with a significant other I guess. There’s also no Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley. SAD FACEEE. they’re cool! 

Fast Five
Rating: 9/10

Pros:
-LOVEEDDD the fighting action (:
-Not too heavily based on cars
-Cool/clever missions
-Awesome plot twists/turns
-Beautifully executed storyline
-Vin Diesel is a great actor LOL.
-Non Cheesy on the most part (:
-Indepth personalities and developed characters
-Enjoyable even for people who haven’t watched the whole series
-Very entertaining 

Cons:
-For some people who really like all the awesome tricks with cars and what not, there isn’t as much car-related conflicts. Majority of the plot revolves around the secret mission/fleeing for your life. 

Notes: Pretty badass movie right here. Now this is coming from someone who hasn’t watched much of the Fast and Furious series but it was AMAAZZZING to me haha. Greatly recommended.

X-men: First Class
Rating: 7.5/10

Pros:
-Good movie overall.
-Very good action scenes.
-Pretty good acting/deep character personalities
-Unpredictable…kind of…for me :)
-Nice animations overall.
-Plot made a lot of sense to me!
-Worth my money LOL

Cons:
-For people who keep up with the X-men franchise, I have bad news: the movie doesn’t follow the comics/series very well I heard…and for those people who are a big fan, you may be a little disappointed at the accuracy of the plot overall.
-Some parts could have been acted a little better, but most of it was pretty well done! 

Nowww….dundundun:

Transformers 3
Rating: 4/10

Pros:
-Pretty cool animations and what not. The graphics are still decent.
-Good for men who like blonde bimbos. harhar.
-First time I’ve seen Patrick Dempsey play a bad guy…interesting (:
-Loved the music! It was incorporated into the movie pretty well.

Cons:
-I watched Transformers 2 and I seriously had no idea what the shit was going on.
-Worst transitions ever. There’s not much explaining/planning actions in the movie.
-The movie had almost no point.
-Disappointing battle scenes.
-Autobots almost indistinguishable from the Decepticons. During the war I was like …uh wtf. 
-Not worth my 9 bucks. I would have rather rewatched Fast Five or Kung Fu Panda 2. 
-Pointless movie. The plot was horribly written and it was cheesy as hell.
-Antagonists were disappointing as well.
-Twists and turns incorporated horribly.
-The movie sucked.

Notes: The only reason why I’m not giving this movie a 2 or 1 is because the animations and music satisfied me…Sam’s parts were written out pretty badly…and the antagonists were a bunch of stupid dumbasses. I’d say screw the franchise this month and forget the movie. Watch it for a dollar from that RedBox crap.  

“Sorry for the mess,”

And you’re like:

And you think of what your room looks like:

DDR on Expert Mode 8D LOL YAYS

for friday :) see ya all down dereee!

gravity-dontmeantoomuchtome:

Excited in real life: Oh my god!

Excited on tumblr:

Flirting in real life:

Flirting on tumblr:

Annoyed in real life:

Annoyed on tumblr:

“Do you like him?” in real life:

“Do you like him?” on tumblr:

Smiling in real life:

Smiling on tumblr:

Sexy dance in real life:

Sexy dance on tumblr:

fantasyofthedevil:

raindropsonredroses:

Who are they calling? Barney?